{"id":1216,"date":"2011-08-15T13:38:12","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T17:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hnetalk.com\/?p=1216"},"modified":"2011-08-15T13:38:12","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T17:38:12","slug":"the-twinkie-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hnetalk.com\/home\/2011\/08\/15\/the-twinkie-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"The Twinkie Tree:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh right, Twinkies don\u2019t grow on trees.\u00a0 While a homemade cake has about seven ingredients, a Twinkie has 37 ingredients!\u00a0 Contrary to popular belief, Twinkies do not \u2018last forever\u2019 though at 25 days, they do last longer than most products, due partially to the fact that the \u201ccream\u201d is not really dairy\u2014it\u2019s cellulose gum, which has absolutely no calories because you never digest it.\u00a0 While it may taste yummy, do you really want to eat this?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em>Enriched Bleached Wheat Flour, Flour, Reduced Iron, B Vitamins (Niacin, Thiamine Mononitrate (B1), Riboflavin (B2), Folic Acid)], Corn Syrup, Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Water, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable and\/or Animal Shortening (Soybean, Cottonseed and\/or Canola Oil, Beef Fat), Whole Eggs, Dextrose. Contains 2% or Less of: Modified Corn Starch, Glucose, Leavenings (Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Baking Soda, Monocalcium Phosphate), Sweet Dairy Whey, Soy Protein Isolate, Calcium and Sodium Caseinate, Salt, Mono and Diglycerides, Polysorbate 60, Soy Lecithin, Soy Flour, Cornstarch, Cellulose Gum, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Sorbic Acid (to Retain Freshness), Yellow 5, Red 40.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh right, Twinkies don\u2019t grow on trees.\u00a0 While a homemade cake has about seven ingredients, a Twinkie has 37 ingredients!\u00a0 Contrary to popular belief, Twinkies do not \u2018last forever\u2019 though at 25 days, they do last longer than most products, due partially to the fact that the \u201ccream\u201d is not really dairy\u2014it\u2019s cellulose gum, which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,24,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-health-care-educational-series","category-smart-nutrition","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6ZZxW-jC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/hnetalk.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/hnetalk.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/hnetalk.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hnetalk.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hnetalk.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/hnetalk.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/hnetalk.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hnetalk.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/hnetalk.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}